hemsworthss:

#’and that is how i had my first poptart’ #’well … that was fascinating thor but i was only asking if i could use your comb’

(Source: jeandujardin)

“My bond is with the people, and I will serve this great nation at the pleasure of myself. If there’s one thing I’ve proven it’s that you can count on me to pleasure myself.”

(Source: iker)

#‘ask me about my weiner’ derek whispers #‘ask. me. about. my. weiner.’

(Source: astheplanetsbend)

(Source: theundercoverrebel)

Elementary - Sherlock Holmes and Joan Watson

I shall ever regard him as the best and the wisest man whom I have ever known.

(Source: sherleck)